Lest we let Art Bell live down the time he accidentally glued his lips together, I offer this gentle reminder. It's all in fun, Mr. Bell. Surely a fellow broadcasting from a city whose very name sounds like a rim-shot, Parumph, can take a little teasing. Really, for more than a decade I've loved listening to Art, and it's great that he's back batting cleanup on the weekends. Maybe this illustration will motivate him to play the tape of the infamous lip-gluing incident for the newbies out here.