(View Tim Sheppard's illustration below.)

I doze off every evening listening to Coast to Coast on the radio. Mysteriously, when I awaken, crop-circle-like patterns appear embossed in my disheveled morning hair. Is this a coincidence? I think not. Somewhere in that delirium between waking and dream states, between the profound and the preposterous is where I nightly am abducted by the endlessly entertaining Coast program--which always leaves a lasting impression.

With pleasure and fascination I live out my however-many remaining shopping days until Planet X arrives, the Mayan calendar concludes, global superstorms rage, or any other manner of doom and/or rude alien medical probes befalls mankind, knowing that the next installment of Coast to Coast is always there to enchant, enlighten and amuse. My profound thanks go out to the Coast crew, including George Noory, Barbara Simpson, and the Ascended Master, Art Bell. Keep up the paranormally good work, friends!

Sincerely,
-Tim Sheppard-
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