Date:

02-03-06

Host:

George Noory

Guests:

Open Lines, Marc Zicree

You're a REAL C2C Fan If...

Luna Bella from the NightHawk Zone(1) (Happy 6th Month Anniversary!!!) shares her list, You Know You're a REAL Coast to Coast AM Fan If...

• You're continually stunned when the President makes major decisions without consulting Louis Turi.
• Your phone rings, and you answer it, "Is this me?"
• You spend most of your day trying to use mental telepathy to open a can of peaches.
• Your pet parakeet, Quayle, your cat, Morgus, and your dog, Hoagland, all have matching spaceship shaped food and water bowls.
• Your am radio goes in for repairs and the withdrawal symptoms are worse than the ones you had when you quit smoking.
• You saw a honeydew melon at the market that looked like a Gray, and you almost had a heart attack.
• You dream that your PC speaker is emitting constant beeps that just wont stop. You open your eyes to realize that you fell asleep, face down, in the middle of a post at the nighthawkzone.com(2) forum.
• Your Coast to Coast audio library is named as the reason for your desertion in the divorce trial.
• Your resident ghost doesn't scare you, but you hear him laughing his butt off when you're naked.
• You can sit for 4 hours, hypnotized, watching your am radio.
• You have memorized 10 different streaming audio web addresses along with coasttocoastam.com(3), nighthawkzone.com(2), stevequayle.com and enterprisemission.com, but you can't remember your spouse's birthday.
• Your resident ghost wakes you so you won't miss listening to the last hour callers.
• The bumper sticker on your car reads, "I stop for Big Foot."
• You are moving to a new house and the very last thing you pack, and the first thing you unpack is your am radio.
• You just finished reading this entire list and realize that you have several more to add.

1. http://www.nighthawkzone.com
2. http://www.nighthawkzone.com
3. http://archive.coasttocoastam.com/