Recap

Time Travelers & J.C.

Friday evening's Open Lines featured a hotline for time travelers. A caller claiming to be from 300 years in the future said he traveled back in time to study the 'nuclear family' (a group consisting of a father, a mother, and their children) because it no longer exist in his time. He also reported that oil is no longer used for the generation of energy and mankind has established bases on Mars. Another time traveler, Ted from 2125, told George he didn't have much time to speak to him. He mentioned World War 6 and China's takeover of the United States before his call abruptly (and mysteriously) ended.

Other interesting callers included Arthur from Tucson, who recounted the time he witnessed a firefighter drop an axe from the upper floor of a building. According to Arthur, the firefighter came down from the building to get his axe and, by some strange lapse in physics, was actually struck in the back by it. Crystal shared a positive ouija board experience in which the spirit of Albert Einstein urged her uncle to "know God."

Notorious repeat caller J.C. phoned in with an emergency situation about his associate Edna Pringle, who he claims recently fled the compound with $10,000 in cash. J.C. said she had be acting strange lately and he knew something was wrong when he caught her listening to the Pointer Sisters. J.C. believes she ran away with a Streamlink member, and reported last seeing Edna riding away on the back of a motorcycle.

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In this video Ryan Reynolds' parrot Victor talks about how his mate Betty is not listening to him. Below is the transcript of the conversation:

You saw me near.
It's like you.
When something coming.
We complain when it's something not nice.
Victor.
For me touch her.
We have to be like it talking.
Ryan she's not listening.
She will be taught little here.
Victor must appear.
Betty's something.

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