Luna Bella from the NightHawk Zone (Happy 6th Month Anniversary!!!) shares her list, You Know You're a REAL Coast to Coast AM Fan If...
You're continually stunned when the President makes major decisions without consulting Louis Turi.
Your phone rings, and you answer it, "Is this me?"
You spend most of your day trying to use mental telepathy to open a can of peaches.
Your pet parakeet, Quayle, your cat, Morgus, and your dog, Hoagland, all have matching spaceship shaped food and water bowls.
Your am radio goes in for repairs and the withdrawal symptoms are worse than the ones you had when you quit smoking.
You saw a honeydew melon at the market that looked like a Gray, and you almost had a heart attack.
You dream that your PC speaker is emitting constant beeps that just wont stop. You open your eyes to realize that you fell asleep, face down, in the middle of a post at the nighthawkzone.com forum.
Your Coast to Coast audio library is named as the reason for your desertion in the divorce trial.
Your resident ghost doesn't scare you, but you hear him laughing his butt off when you're naked.
You can sit for 4 hours, hypnotized, watching your am radio.
You have memorized 10 different streaming audio web addresses along with coasttocoastam.com, nighthawkzone.com, stevequayle.com and enterprisemission.com, but you can't remember your spouse's birthday.
Your resident ghost wakes you so you won't miss listening to the last hour callers.
The bumper sticker on your car reads, "I stop for Big Foot."
You are moving to a new house and the very last thing you pack, and the first thing you unpack is your am radio.
You just finished reading this entire list and realize that you have several more to add.