Mysterious Lifeform Found Oozing from Lake Erie Research Vessel

A mysterious black, tar-like substance found leaking from the rudder of a research vessel on Lake Erie has baffled scientists after analysis revealed it contained 20 DNA sequences, several of which were entirely unknown to science. Dubbed "ShipGoo1," the sample was identified as a single-celled organism of unclear origin, prompting comparisons to eerie substances from The X-Files and Prometheus. The discovery was made after the Blue Heron research boat experienced mechanical issues and was dry-docked for inspection. Researchers were surprised to find viable DNA and a significant amount of biomass, though the true nature and source of the organism remain a mystery.