By Tim Binnall
A German man's strange plan to protect himself against chemtrails wound up backfiring as the concerned conspiracy theorist had to be hospitalized when his idea went wildly awry. According to a local media report, the bizarre incident occurred in the city of Waldshut late last week. An unnamed 59-year-old resident of the community apparently grew so worried about purported chemicals being surreptitiously sprayed in the sky that he devised a rather curious method to keep himself safe.
Authorities say that the man brewed up an odd concoction of shells and polyester resin which he believed would somehow shield him from chemtrails. Unfortunately, in the process of preparing the weird mixture in his garden, the man stumbled and spilled the material all over himself as well as on the ground around him. As one can imagine, the odd potion proved to be particularly irritating to his skin and difficult to remove, leading the man to call for help.
Although rescue workers who arrived on the scene were able to provide some treatment for the injuries sustained from the mishap, the man ultimately needed to be hospitalized. First responders also dug up the patch of ground in which the mix had seeped while warning neighbors to keep their doors and windows closed due to what was, presumably and ironically, a toxic cloud of chemicals unleashed by the chemtrail-fearing man's misadventure.
Perhaps the most perplexing question to come out of the odd episode is what, exactly, the man planned to do with his 'protection potion' once he had finished putting it together since, clearly, applying it to his body was not part of the plan. While we ponder that, Coast Insiders can learn more about geoengineering and the chemtrail conspiracy theory by checking out the 4/2/2018 edition of the program featuring filmmaker Matthew Landman. Not a Coast Insider yet? Sign up today.