Florida Man Arrested While Trying to Warn Space Force About Aliens

By Tim Binnall

Authorities in Florida arrested a man for allegedly driving a stolen truck to a United States Space Force base in an ill-advised mission to warn the government about aliens. The very strange case reportedly unfolded on Friday afternoon when cops encountered Corey Johnson as he was attempting to enter Patrick Space Force Base in the state's Brevard County. While being questioned by police, the young man offered a truly fantastic explanation for his presence outside the facility. According to an arrest warrant, Johnson revealed to police that he had actually stolen the truck that he was driving after "the president of the United States told him in his head he needed to take the vehicle.”

But that was merely the first part of the telepathic directive as the man claims that he was instructed to drive to Patrick Space Force Base and to warn personnel there about a clandestine war being waged between "U.S. aliens and Chinese dragons." Alas, it would seem that Johnson never got past the gate at the base as police promptly arrested him for grand theft auto. While the man was unable to directly speak to any Space Force officials about the interstellar battle that he believes is unfolding in our skies, one assumes that the commotion outside the facility ultimately led to his message being delivered.