By Tim Binnall
Authorities in England are investigating a bizarre case of vandalism in which some ne'er-do-wells launched a proverbial 'meat attack' on an unsuspecting neighborhood over the weekend. The very weird incident reportedly took place this past Saturday evening in the village of Credenhill. According to police, out on the prowl that night were some mischievous individuals who pelted several homes in the community with "eggs and raw meat" and then proceeded to take their culinary crime spree to an even weirder level.
Cops say that the troublemakers stuffed a lamb chop into the exhaust pipe of car and, in an almost chilling act that conjures thoughts of a signature left behind by a serial killer, draped a lone chicken drumstick on the rim of a car's tire. As one might imagine, the public reaction to the meaty vandalism has been divided with some finding the whole thing somewhat amusing while others understandably decried the waste of food. While it's uncertain who could have been behind the odd event, the case is eerily similar to the equally absurd 'beaning' craze which swept through Britain last year, suggesting that the culprits were likely teenagers with too much time and meat on their hands.